Redneckville, USA

I am assuming everyone knows what a parasitic twin is...Just so you know, I didnt really have one.
That being said, at the age of 41, I got my first absess.
YUCK-PUKE-GAG!!!! The darn thing was on the back of my neck.
The bad thing was, it really kicked my butt!!! It might as well have been a parasitic twin, cause God knows it felt like it was sucking the life outta me!!
I actually thought it was a spider bite and let it go for a while, then I got feeling sick and had my SIL Brandi take me to the hospital. We waited in the ER waiting room for over 3 1/2 hours. Before I got seen by the doctor I was frustrated with the wait and my back was killing me and I said to Brandi that we should just go to a pharmacy and get some cream for it. Brandi asked me what it looked like and I told her I dont know, I dont have eyes in the back of my head. She took a look and told me I was staying.
So when I got a room and the doc starting putting the gloves on she had the biggest needle and so I told her I would just hold onto the side of the bed and she could just skip the needle and cut it open. Yes, I let a doctor cut a hole in me WITHOUT anesthesia. That was a BIG FREAKING NEEDLE!!!!
Anyway, I am feeling better now and hopefully I never have another one of those gross things.